Yesterday may have been the longest day in recorded history. Technically that was supposed to have occurred during a summer equinox, right?
But for some reason, yesterday took the cake, dressed it in drag, and paraded it around town without benefit of an audience.
The security system installer told me he stopped time just to mess with me.
Did a damn fine job of it.
Today I missed the boat and took the last train to Clarksville. It still hasn’t arrived. Perhaps next time I’ll leave on a jet plane.
The mind is like an unsafe neighbourhood. Don’t go there alone”
― Augusten Burrows
Oops. My bad.