“It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.”
Well maybe not any major problems, but surely a plethora of minor ones. Although there was that famine…
Potatoes, though not a perfect combination of the three major food groups (fat, flour, and sugar) like donuts, are pretty damned awesome.
There are an abundance of serving suggestions available for potatoes:
All you really need is butter, salt, and pepper. But add some bacon or ham, onions, peppers, cheese, squash, cabbage…and the variations are endless.
Serve them warm and creamy to a recalcitrant male child and you might just solve a big problem.
A full belly of warm potato-y goodness has been known to render unto the eater/victim loose lips, resulting in the dissemination of information otherwise guarded. Now wouldn’t every mother benefit from that?
Yes, potatoes are a miracle. You can grow a vine in a jar of water. You can pluck its eye, throw that eye in the dirt, and soon potatoes will manifest.
Got a potato? Got dinner!
Got a potato? You can dress him up as a little man and amuse yourself.
Got a potato? You can make a stamp. You can’t use it unless you have ink, but still there’s real potential here.
This is tangled. It’s a tale of BS, uh potatoes.
Tangled Tale Tuesday?
Perhaps it will catch on.