Tree is Sappy.
So sister knows what Santa’s bringing
Brother is sad, his ears are ringing.
Dad’s a mess, he’s been nogged.
Mom’s so tired, dinner’s bogged.
Uncle Fred has diarrhea.
Aunt Frieda sings Ave´ Maria.
Grandma’s hearing done went south.
She put the candy cane candle in her mouth.
Cousin Joe tells naughty jokes.
Auntie Bea gives him elbow pokes.
Cousin Jamie who just turned two,
Runs and screams ‘I a cow, moooo!’
Chaos is normal this time of year.
Gathered together from far and near,
Friends and family celebrate, with presents and food,
Clinking glasses and swearing ‘It’s all good, dude!’
I wish you the happiest of holidays!