Hearts, Flowers, and Theories

It’s Heart Day!

Love is in the air.

Two dozen roses appeared on my counter this morning.

I is loved.

I got Bob a Dammit Doll. He needs one. Or maybe I need one for him. There’s something else to ponder.

I know I needs a tissue. Allergy season has arrived on the Kathy front. Claritin isn’t working. Let’s hope the front moves on soon. Sneezy needs a break.

I went about delivering Valentine cheer to son, daughter, and son-in-law. Falon and I shopped a bit. I needed trousers for my theoretical job, theoretical because I don’t have one. I’ve been wearing jeans for the past 15 years. Okay it’s been way longer than that.

I cannot tell a lie…I am much more a denim and work shirt kind of girl. Add a pair of Toms or Clark’s slides to my feet and I is good to go. Oh, and a great sweatshirt for chilly offices in the winter is a must.

This theoretical job is a real personal stretch. I suppose I can’t curse until I get to my car. Guess I can’t eat peanuts while I work. Wonder if bathroom breaks have a time limit.  Will I have to use good grammar and punctuation? What about speling?

I is theoretically exhausted.

Have a great remainder of this day, Valentine’s Day. Let’s send love waves out to all those who need them!

And I leave you with this:

“I am the archaeologist of love. I’m digging for the bones of a loved one I shot and buried decades ago.”
― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

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